The dangers of being married to a law student
- Wife: What are you giggling about?
- Me: The Supreme Court.
- Wife: Okay. Wait, what?
- Me: The Supreme Court. "Blind reliance upon the text of the Eleventh Amendment is to strain the federal Constitution and the law to a construction never imagined or dreamed of." If they meant for it to mean something else, maybe they should have used different words. Fuckers!
