October 2009
26 posts
Epiphany
My inbox is filled with messages that want things from me. But Twitter and Tumblr just give and give.
poeks:
* For the benefit of straight folks, homophobia is only ever the result of me wearing something “queer,” like a necktie, or whatever, or holding the hand of, kissing, showing affection to my S.O. Otherwise nobody knows, and just stares cause I’m smokin’ hot or whatevs.
I saw two girls holding hands on a street corner the other day, and it made me ridiculously...
milkglassmao:
“John 8:3-7: The teachers of the law and the Pharisees brought in a woman caught in adultery. They made her stand before the group and said to Jesus, “Teacher, this woman was caught in the act of adultery. In the Law Moses commanded us to stone such women. Now what do you say?” Jesus bent down and picked up a rock. When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to...
Darths & Droids: Episode 319: The Twilight Zone →
“We’re not sure exactly when vampires stopped being horrific and became vehicles for adolescent angst, but we suspect roleplayers might have to own up to some of the blame.”
My 61-year-old father is running a cross-country...
zolora:
I will be sitting on my bum in front of the computer this weekend, secure in the knowledge that he loves me just the way I am.
My 77-year-old father is taking a tap-dancing class at the community college. I can only hope I’m as spritely.
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This is the first Sunday in a long time that I’m getting ready for bed and not feeling hopelessly stressed and anxious. Hell, it’s the first night in a long time I’ve not been despondent. I actually got a lot of school work done. And I had good family time with my wife and the boy. So rather than being overwhelmed about the week ahead, I’m ready to get up in the morning and...
The dangers of being married to a law student
Wife: What are you giggling about?
Me: The Supreme Court.
Wife: Okay. Wait, what?
Me: The Supreme Court. "Blind reliance upon the text of the Eleventh Amendment is to strain the federal Constitution and the law to a construction never imagined or dreamed of." If they meant for it to mean something else, maybe they should have used different words. Fuckers!
No one can serve two masters. For you will hate one and love the other; you will...
– Matthew 6:24
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How White am I?
Took the boy to the neighborhood fall festival and spent a couple of hours outside in the sun. Beautiful October day. I now have a sunburn on my scalp. Thinning hair doesn’t help, but I totally blame my stupid Irish heritage. Now if you’ll excuse me, I believe the whisky is calling me.
vmarinelli:
“I’m telling you man, I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again- I am really am one cock shy in the mouth of being gay.”
— Kevin Smith, qtd. here.
That’s good. I’m gonna have to start using that. It’s totally me. I’m way more into Glee than my wife, and we equally want the boy to take ballet classes. And that’s just the beginning.
I mean lawyers, after all, don’t produce anything. They enable other people to...
– Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia in the ABA Journal
I wish I could unsee that.
(via aimee-b-loved)
I don’t want to know what it was. But sometimes, it’s good to not be one of the cool kids.
Worse than Twitter
So after I answer a question, I can’t edit it, I can’t post a follow-up up. And I can’t even delete it.
Now everyone will think I meant “ransom process” when I meant “random.”
Still no prom date, though.
Math major. Violin prodigy. Geek. Not a terribly interesting interview, but whatevs.